Well, I'm bored... xD
I know many people like to curse in languages not everyone understands, so I'll so my part and teach you people some of my favoritewords :33 You can ask me too, if there's a word you want to learn (A)

Of course I can't teach you how to say it, but you could try?

So you don't get confused:

Æ = Ae
Ø = Oe/Ö
Å = Aa/Ä



Faen - Damn
Helvete - Hell
Fitte - Pussy/cunt (It's used as a swear word in norway, though we use it in it's meaning too)
Forpult - Hussy
Jævla - Damn (But this is actually from the word "jævel", which is a word for devil in Norwegian)
Dritt/Drit - Shit
Hold kjeft - Shut up
Balle - Ball (Like the boys'.. you know..)
Kukk/kuk - cock
Satan - Satan (of course XD)
Fittesatan - Pussy satan (I really like that word, it's fun to say XD)
Svarte faen - Black damn (We use "faen" as a thing or a person too, if you understand? I don't like that so much though, it's a little racist...)
Hestekuk - Horsecock
Kødd - Dick
Idiot - Idiot
Kukksuger - Cocksucker
Fuckings and Fuck you - Do I need to write what that means?

Well, I know many more, but I'm tired xD And I sometimes say words I don't remember, cos' I just say them xD Well, I curse a lot!
I actually found a list with 8500 norwegian curse words, but some of them were pretty stupid.. Like "anarkist", which naturally means anarchist XD That's not a fucking swear word.. Damn..